17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

If you ever figure me out, please teach me who I am.
― William Chapman (via unmaiden)
And I understand. I understand why people hold hands: I’d always thought it was about possessiveness, saying ‘This is mine’. But it’s about maintaining contact. It is about speaking without words. It is about I want you with me and don’t go.
― (via iamsuccessiamclass)
I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text
― (via latelycravingmore)
Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and work hard. The right people who belong in your life will come to you, and stay.
Wu Tang Clan (one of my favorite quotes ever)

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

― Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)